tastetheaids:

thedoctorpottergames:

Parents have two moods:

“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”

and

“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”

“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”

circumcisions:

well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza

 how do people even do that

4rtist12ooney:

Drawing Matt Smith from Doctor Who. Click here for video.

"when you don't have anybody to take care of you, then you could go both ways: you could do whatever you want, or you could take charge and be your own parent."

pudding-or-death:

“Oh no I’m feeling sexual! Better eat a WHOLE RAW POTATO!”

• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender
• The clothes you wear don’t determine your gender

• The clothes you wear also don’t determine your sexual orientation

• The only thing that clothes determine is whether or not you are naked.

nahthatsnotveryraven:

SOMEONE ON THE STREET BELOW MY OPEN WINDOW IS HOLDING AN ACTUAL BOOM BOX PLAYING I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA AND SCREAMING “TAKE ME BACK LINDA” WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

themadhannibal:

Why do my parents yell at me for not fucking cleaning my room like I could be out doing crystal fucking meth and banging 7 people at once but all I do is run a blog, watch movies, eat food, use the bathroom and occasionally ask them to drive me somewhere I’m not that hard to care for. 

pizza:

an epic trilogy

lolsofunny:

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(lol here!)

imstillnotnude:

thirsty-spirits:

nutellaforall:

sunshinefourtwenty:

my-kala:

We are just trying to figure each other out.

officially my all time favorite post

most men are only into a woman’s body where as the woman wants to know the mans mind.

Thanks society. On-point post.

wow

At least you wrote “most” men. Thank you for that! 

• me :  i'll do homework
• tumblr :  get in loser we're going fangirling

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

charmeleons:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want